For those moments when she says, “I’m married”… but somehow forgot to mention it until after the fun part. This shirt is the ultimate icebreaker—equal parts scandal, sarcasm, and “don’t hate the player.” Wear it when you want people to laugh, gasp, and definitely ask questions you’ll never answer.
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste for a clean look
- Elastic ribbed collar retains shape over time
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams and prevents stretching
- Made from durable and smooth 100% ring-spun cotton
- Ethically sourced with Oeko-Tex certification for safety and quality

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors