Because nothing says “I’m fine” like a dead-eyed smiley with X’s for eyes and a bold proclamation that you’ve “Never Been Better.” It’s the perfect tee for when your life’s a dumpster fire, but you’d rather joke about it than explain. Wear it to work, family dinners, or therapy—bonus points if you say it out loud with a twitchy grin.
Product features
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste for a clean look
- Elastic ribbed collar retains shape over time
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams and prevents stretching
- Made from durable and smooth 100% ring-spun cotton
- Ethically sourced with Oeko-Tex certification for safety and quality

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors