They say a picture is worth a thousand words… but this one might cost you bail money. This bold design features a mugshot lineup backdrop with the unapologetic promise every parent understands: “When it comes to my child, I will smile in my mugshot.”
Perfect for moms and dads who know they’d trade PTA meetings for prison stripes if anyone messed with their kid. Dark humor? Absolutely. Twisted? Without question. But let’s be honest—nothing says unconditional love like being camera-ready for your booking photo.
Soft cotton, edgy graphic, and just the right mix of menace and parent pride. Wear it to school pickup, sports games, or anywhere you want people to know: you’re not the one to mess with.
Comfy, casual, and full of attitude—this tee is a great conversation starter or an even better gift for someone who’s surviving life one messed-up moment at a time.
Upgrade your everyday look with this Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee—crafted for comfort, durability, and all-day versatility. Its classic fit and crew neck make it perfect for casual outings, cozy nights in, or even low-key events. Made from ethically sourced U.S. cotton, it’s ideal for those who value quality and sustainability. A great gift for birthdays, holidays, or just because, this tee combines style, comfort, and conscious living.
Product features
- Shoulder tape for stability and durability
- Seamless tubular knit design reduces waste
- Elastic ribbed collar retains shape
- Constructed with soft, strong fabric perfect for printing
- Certified ethical production with Oeko-Tex safety assurance
